Friday, August 08, 2008

BREAKING NEWS: Brett Favre Urinates

The New York Jets organization will neither confirm, nor deny, whether or not newly acquired quarterback Brett Favre has, in fact, urinated at their training facility. Favre, who was traded from the Green Bay Packers to the Jets late Wednesday night, reported to the Jets training facility this morning at about 8:30 a.m. local time to attend meetings and participate in a fitness test.

Lower level members of the Jets organization have reported that Favre, the future Hall of Fame inductee, and all around great guy, relieved himself after a morning quarterbacks meeting. According to Jets custodian, Vinnie "Gabagool" Bugliose, he saw Favre go into the bathroom outside the offensive coordinator's conference room for, "About tree minutes." Bugliose added, "For as good a QB as he is, his aim ain't too good in the can." Bugliose said that Favre was seen earlier in the morning drinking coffee, which, according to him, probably led to the incident.

Jets General Manager Mike Tannenbaum was unavailable for comment, but a spokewoman for the club would neither confirm nor deny Bugliose's claim. She said that a press conference is being planned for later this afternoon to discuss Favre's dinner plans and that an official statement on this issue will be forthcoming.

Brett Favre could not be reached for comment.

Stay tuned as we track all the events in Brett Favre's return to the NFL.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

It doesn't matter what Farve does this year because the media will still make him a hero. I always enjoyed watching the Cowboys beat the crap out of him.
I recall a pharse from the movie "Chinatown". Whores, politicans and buildings all gain respect if they live long enough. I think Farve falls in that category. It's gonna be fun watching him run for his life playing for the Jets.

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